My sister (thanks, sis), just sent me this (edited) audio clip where Howard Stern sends “Sal” into Harlem to find out the real reasons that folks are voting for Obama. You can hear the full audio here, but be warned – it is typical, foul, Howard Stern.

Here’s the first part of the (edited) clip:

Stern: I did promise to play you this. . . [Sal] went up to Harlem to ask people who they were going to vote for. And, most people said, “Barak Obama.” So, what he said, is, “do you support Obama’s views?” but he attributed all of McCain’s views to Obama. And it didn’t sway anyone.
Co-host: But it didn’t cause people to even flinch! They went right along.
Stern: This is crazy! So, listen to this:

Sal: Some people speculate that Blacks are voting for Obama strictly because he’s black and not because of his policies. So we took McCain’s policies and pretended they were Obama’s. This is what they had to say:

Sal: For the election, Obama or McCain.
Man #1: I like Obama.

Sal: Now, what don’t you like about McCain?
Man #1: McCain seems to not really know what he’s doing right now.

Sal: Are you more for Obama’s policies because he’s prolife or because he thinks our troops ought to stay in Iraq and finish this war?
Man #1: I think because he thinks our troops ought to stay in Iraq and finish this war. I’m really for him with that. Definitely.

Sal: Okay. Now, how about as far as him being prolife? Do you support Obama in that case?
Man #1: Yeah, I do. I do. I support him in that case.

Sal: And if he wins, would you have any problem with Sarah Palin being vice-president?
Man#1: No I wouldn’t, not at all.

Sal: So, you think he made the right choice in that?
Man #1: I definitely do.

I guess we really shouldn’t be surprised. As Michelle Malkin points out, the man who is only a “heart beat away” from being President under Obama can’t count. Is this election uninspiring or what?